Apparently Wanda wouldn't go out with me if I was in a boy band. I find that rather absurd. Ridiculously absurd in fact. I mean, what's wrong with being in a boy band? Why would you discriminate against someone who was in one? Sure it's not that cool anymore, but everyone's gotta make a living! I assure you there are worse professions out there. Besides, what about my radiant personality? Doesn't that make up for anything? I swear I will never understand women. One minute they're screaming for boy bands. The next minute they're hating them.